So let me just check this list...

Banns Form...check
Church...check
Reception venue...check
Flowers...check
Dress...check
Suit...check
Catering...check
Photographer...check
Music...check
First Night Hotel...check
Honeymoon Cottage...check

There must be something else we've forgotten? Ah yes...

Invitations Written...check
Invitations Sent...check

Yes we've reached that milestone already. Our wedding invitations went out over the weekend and so you should be receiving them very soon. And if you don't?

Well don't think it means we don't like you, there are plenty of people we're inviting that we don't like, we just like them more than you.

Either that, or the postie has nicked your invitation.