Most of my first time visitors don't get what they're after when they arrive at harryneary.com. Judging by the statistics from Google they are most likely fundamentalist nutjobs looking for evidence that dinosaurs didn't exist and God created the world in six days.

Alas what they find is me taking the piss of their stupidity. No doubt this post will add to the Google confusion. Look folks, the Earth is billions of years old and humans are descended from a common ancestor to today's apes. It's a fact. You looking for lies about it makes a mockery of the commandment about bearing false witness.

Other popular posts include nonsense about Bagpuss, wildlife programs and a rant about the witch McKeith. Anyway, without further ado here is the list of the most popular posts on the site this month:

1. That's Not My...
2. Master & Commander Sequel?
3. We've Been Streetviewed
4. What is a Dadda Cheese?
5. Dinosaurs Didn't Exist
6. The Perfect MP3 Player?
7. Bagpuss - The Chocolate Biscuit Episode
8. Annoying TV Personalities
9. Dear Barclays Bank
10. The Wussification of Planet Earth

And no, there's still no sign of that Master & Commander sequel.